How, I have just read Philip's little PR blog where he, in common with all CEOs promises that, in spite of all the crap floating around the office, he will rise above it all and get the cleaners in....
...and, he really needs a wife.
He needs someone to drag him off the sofa where he normally sits, designing a new interplanetary spaceship on the back of an envelope, and get him to work on the real jobs. Those shelves that have been leaning against the wall in the pantry won't hang themselves, and the tap in the bathroom is still leaking...."how many times have I asked you to sort that out?"...
A wife would help him focus on realities..." You promised a meeting of residents but any sim is gonna lag up with more than 30 residents.." ...that sort of thing...his head is in the clouds.
This all, however, pales into insignificance compared to his inventory. This is a man who can't dress himself. I don't think he's changed clothes in years, they must stink to high heaven.....
....and, if anyone, in any walk of life, of any philosophical background, has any doubts about what I am saying....my final piece of unequivocal proof is...
......just look at that haircut.
Who could we fix him up with?
....there are enough embarrassingly gushing females in the "comments" for anyone to realise there would be no lack of candidates...
Just not me, right.
:)))
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I've seen this syndrome in FL, too. It is not the same suit of clothes, trust me. It's just that the "normal" (ha!) executive has all the same jackets n pants n shirts n shoes in his vast walk-in closet.
ReplyDeleteNow doesn't that say all... suddenly need my security blankie....
heheheheh...well...in this case we KNOW its the same clothes.....yukk...
ReplyDeleteHe's married.
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